Michael Abbott's Classification of Pedants

Michael has given me permission to quote his classification of pedants (or perhaps of pedantry), so here it is:

Note that it is possible that this is not the order in which Michael has presented this scheme in the past. However, it is an accurate transcription of the classification scheme as I scribbled it down in my diary when he told me it.

Last modified: Thu Apr 26 16:28:08 GMT Daylight Time 2001